Ye cannae push yer Granny off a bus...

Tune : She'll be coming round the mountain


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Oh ye cannae push yer Granny off a bus,
Oh ye cannae push yer granny off a bus,
Oh ye cannae push yer Granny
'Cos she's yer Mammy's Mammy,
Oh ye cannae push yer Granny off a bus!

Oh my Granny wears a awf'y scratchy vest (scratch scratch)
Oh my Granny wears a awf'y scratchy vest (scratch scratch)
Oh my Granny wears a scratchy,
Granny wears a scratchy,
Granny wears an awf'y scratchy vest (scratch, scratch)

Oh my Granny eats her porridge wi' a fork (slurp, slurp, scratch, scratch) etc....

Oh we'll all go round to Granny's for our tea
(Hello Granny, slurp slurp, scratch scratch) ...

Ye can shove yer other Granny off a bus
Ye can shove yer other Granny off a bus
Ye can shove yer other Granny
'Cos she's yer Daddy's Mammy
Ye can shove yer other Granny off a bus!